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Pick pockets...

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Robber, stop!

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Robbers everywhere!
They rob again!

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Please give me two bowls
of bean curd

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Thank you

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Miss, I haven't met you before

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She is my cousin

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My brother is sick,
so she comes to help

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Look, the girl is so pretty

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Are you in love with that girl?

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Miss, check please

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I am coming

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Let me help you

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Thank you

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Has your cousin been proposed?

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You'd better be careful!

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But I love to

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She is coming

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Do you want a check?

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How much?

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Miss, you have nice skin

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One tael please

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One tael?

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Take it

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What do you want?

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I want to buy one more
bowl for my mom

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Wait a minute

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She is still beautiful even she is angry

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Watch out, those bastards
are so cheap

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I know it

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Do you have any container?

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No

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Do you have any container?

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No, we haven't

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It doesn't matter,
my home is just nearby

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Just pour into my hands

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Your hands?

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Don't panic,
we are not used to wear anything

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Come on...

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Do you mean it?

41
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Of course

42
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You said so

43
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Yes, it's safe and clean
Come on

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How do you feel?

45
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Miss, please check
how much is needed?

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Make it clear

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1.8 taels, thank you

48
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Miss, I can't take out my money

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Would you give me a hand?

50
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How?

51
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You can just get it
by pulling up my clothe

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Take as much as you like,
it doesn't matter

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Come on. Take it

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How can I get the money
in this way?

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No problem

56
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We should pay,
shouldn't we?

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Come on, come on

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Kidding!

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Who dares to offend us?

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Forget it, I don't want you to pay,
you leave now

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No way

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We can't be blamed by others

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Come on, take my money

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I don't want it,
isn't that alright?

65
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Do you wanna go?

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Stop bothering us, take it

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Hands off

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Miss, how much do
they owe you?

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1.8 taels

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Beat him

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Don't go

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No... Help!

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Let's go over there

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Thank you for helping me

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It's a piece of cake,
you are welcome

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Excuse me, please give way

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Why are there so many
people there?

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Mister is over there

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Mister, why are you here?

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Where have you been?

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We have gone to see the
result of the exam

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The pretty girls are...

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They are nothing to do with you

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Well

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I think they must be foreigners

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Why did you say so?

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If not, why are you called

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"Nothing to do with you"?

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Only the foreigners
have such long name

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Go to hell

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You scumbag!

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How is the result?

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Over there

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I will show you, come on

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Mister

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Go!

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That Mister is...

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He is called Liu Sin Hoi,
is he handsome?

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He is cultured and great in Kung-fu
He is rich too

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He fits you, doesn't he?

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I think you are falling for him

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You'd better work now

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Liu Sin Hoi, Mister, congratulation...
You are the 1st candidate

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Of course,
even the blind can see it

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Congratulation

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Congratulate me

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until I pass the advanced exam
of the capital!

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No problem

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Kidding?

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Who is so nonsense to damage
the government notice?

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Kidding!
Who is Lun Man Chui?

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Who the hell is he?

113
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There must be some mistake

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Mister Liu must be
the number one

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Lun Man Chui

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Sticky-rice

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Coming

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Mr Lun

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This is our treat

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Don't worry, we have enough money
Enjoy your favourite dishes

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I haven't had so rich dinner for ages

122
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It will waste more time for
shitting if you eat too much

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Mr Lun, I want to question that,
you don't read often,

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but why you are always
the number one?

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It's simple
Do you have any paper and ink?

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Sure

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Fresh Abalone?

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What does that mean?

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I want to eat this,
do you agree?

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Waiter

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Can you tell us what's
your secret in studying

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The secret is

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"Work hard"

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A good student should not
speak foul language

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Sorry, the abalone is sold out

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Sorry, I am sorry

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How poor!

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Who orders such
expensive dishes?

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Lun Man Chui and his friends

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Those poor students?

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They come for celebration!

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Mr Lun is the 1st candidate again

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Cut half of it and return it
to the kitchen

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Why?

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They are poor

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I am afraid they don't have
enough money to pay for the food

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Save half of it, if there is a loss,
I will lose half only

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Do you want to be
number one candidate?

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Well, I have to ask you
one question

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A bride and a bridegroom
spent their first night

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The bride dropped

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some hair suddenly

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Before the hair was dropped,

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what kind of noise
would you expect?

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"Kau"

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"Pu"

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"Bang"

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Wrong, it's "Pook"!

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Isn't it cheap?

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Mister, please be merciful

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Granny, I am so hungry

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Come on, take the sticky-rice

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Thank you

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Don't mention it

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Damn you, you beggar!

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You are so dirty!

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How dare you steal my food?
Go away

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None of my business

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You are in my shop

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and you broke my stuff

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Isn't it my business?

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Did I break it?

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Pay me money

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I don't have money

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How about this?

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You are beast

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Boss, check please

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Coming

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Well

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2.8 taels please

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So expensive!

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No discount

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It's cheap, so cheap

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Right, so cheap

185
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Pay now

186
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Are you the one who pays?

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I haven't any money

188
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Me too

189
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I haven't any too

190
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Stop messing up, pay it now

191
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Stop acting now

192
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You're all poor actors

193
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Pay now

194
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We are not acting

195
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We have a little bit
internal problem

196
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Let's pay the bill tomorrow,
see you

197
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Shui, call the police

198
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:02,734
Kidding!

199
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,303
We owe you 2.8 taels only

200
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,266
You know, you'd pay 3 taels
to hire a lawyer

201
00:10:06,407 --> 00:10:07,772
There's no good to you

202
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,308
No way, if you don't pay,
I will call the police

203
00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:13,642
Alright, it's our fault, right?

204
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,147
We should pay for our food

205
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:17,673
Well

206
00:10:19,153 --> 00:10:19,949
Although I am not willing to do so,

207
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,850
it's worth over 20 taels

208
00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,616
Now, I take this as mortgage

209
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,419
I will redeem it tomorrow

210
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:26,717
Isn't it fair?

211
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,351
Kidding?
How can I know is this true or not?

212
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,630
You can ask some expert
to check it

213
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,164
Don't you think
this is a pawn shop

214
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,964
Well, I think...

215
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,127
You'd better call for police

216
00:10:37,271 --> 00:10:38,363
Let's wait for the police

217
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:39,934
Alright, up to you

218
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It's better to have some mortgage

219
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Listen

220
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Pay me 5 taels if you
redeem it tomorrow

221
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,812
Pay 10 on the 2nd day,
and I'll possess it if you don't come at all

222
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:46,971
You are taking my advantage

223
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:47,944
So you pay me now

224
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,208
OK, OK

225
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,977
But, let's sign an agreement

226
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,678
Make it black and white

227
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,451
Alright

228
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:00,853
I don't trust you too

229
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,052
It will be very clear then

230
00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:03,959
A bracelet is worth 20 taels,

231
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,053
is pledged to Lu's Restaurant

232
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,259
If Lun doesn't redeem it on time,

233
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,302
the bracelet will go to Lu

234
00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:13,237
Come on, sign it,
make it seriously

235
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:20,977
Thank you

236
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:25,978
What are you laughing?

237
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,680
You are fool
It's a fake

238
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:29,884
I don't believe it

239
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:30,421
Don't you?

240
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,157
This is easily broken,
don't you trust it?

241
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:32,987
I won't trust it

242
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,025
Even you don't drop it, it will break
into pieces, don't you believe it?

243
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,150
No. I don't believe it

244
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,830
It's none of my business,
none of my business

245
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,923
This is your shop,
you have the bracelet in your hand

246
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,899
It's broken into two halves

247
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,129
Don't you think we have
to be responsible?

248
00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:45,330
Pay us 30 taels!

249
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,403
Alright, don't see me to the door

250
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,739
I don't want to see you again!

251
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,245
Let's wait and see

252
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,210
Come on, granny, don't cry

253
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,116
Take the money and
eat something

254
00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:02,381
Don't come and
dine in this shop again

255
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,157
Thank you

256
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,225
You'd better thank the boss

257
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,128
Thank you

258
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,388
Lun Man Chui...

259
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,901
Fat Cat is being beaten

260
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,060
Pals, let's...

261
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,193
What?

262
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,171
No, I mean we are rushing
to save Fat Cat's life

263
00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:31,751
Stop

264
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,119
Isn't it enough?

265
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,957
Help...

266
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,529
Fat Cat

267
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,403
Who is beating others?

268
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,496
Why not fight with me?

269
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,841
Beat him is alright,
but you shouldn't kick him

270
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,373
And you use your
number 7 shoes to kick him!

271
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,466
They hit me

272
00:12:58,779 --> 00:12:59,438
Why do they hit you?

273
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,444
They hit me and kick me

274
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,275
Why do they kick you?

275
00:13:01,415 --> 00:13:02,347
They kick and hit me

276
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,847
So, why do you kick him?

277
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,078
What a nuts!
He can't even tell what's happening

278
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,415
Today, we are holding the
birthday party for our Lady

279
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:09,955
You wrote such things right here,

280
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,058
you mean to offend us

281
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,923
Lady Liu isn't human,
his son is a thief

282
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,127
Yes, it is written by me

283
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,857
So, does he deserve it?

284
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:21,532
The handwriting is nice!

285
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,970
Are you looking for death?
How dare you write such shit here?

286
00:13:25,339 --> 00:13:26,931
I just passed by

287
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,804
They threw me with the stones,
and blamed me as nuts

288
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,342
I am idiot, but I am not nuts

289
00:13:31,445 --> 00:13:32,810
What's the difference
between idiot and nuts?

290
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,147
No difference, I guess

291
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,403
Thank God you know it

292
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,073
Cut the crap,
report to the police and catch him

293
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,947
Don't mess up

294
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,819
Why don't you be so brave
when you are in a fight?

295
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,184
Fat Cat doesn't mean to offend you
but to greet Lady Liu only

296
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,156
He wants to write a poem
for Lady Liu

297
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,158
But, he was beaten
before he could finish it

298
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,229
So, don't you think
it's fair or not?

299
00:13:49,363 --> 00:13:50,330
It's not fair

300
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,954
You mean this poem

301
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,123
is a greeting to our Lady?

302
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,064
I know you are cultured,
but he didn't finish it at all

303
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,226
Ask him to finish it now

304
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,236
He is hurt,
how can he finish it?

305
00:13:58,372 --> 00:13:59,532
I can make it, I can

306
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,102
Let me help him,
isn't it OK?

307
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,869
We will beat you

308
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,137
if you are lying

309
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:10,841
Pen

310
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:11,882
Yes

311
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,410
I am scared

312
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:29,994
Lady Liu isn't human

313
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,502
She is a fairy

314
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:32,969
His son is a thief

315
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,166
He steals the Heaven's peach
for her mother's birthday

316
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,210
If it's ungraceful to your mom,
why not blame my mom too?

317
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:41,372
Good! Good!

318
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,880
You, dogs

319
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,576
You should see how
the wind blows, got it?

320
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,911
Let's go

321
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,446
Lun Man Chui,
you are something!

322
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:54,382
You are fast and
good at writing poems

323
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,357
I have a good poem in mind

324
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,963
I will read it to you

325
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:02,668
"Liu's mother is a bad egg"

326
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,335
"Liu's dad fries the egg"

327
00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:05,996
"They are all bad eggs. Damn!"

328
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,074
Isn't it good?

329
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,234
I wanna beat you, bad egg

330
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,402
If you be big mouth again,
I won't save you anymore

331
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,107
Mom...

332
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,108
I bought a duck

333
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,083
to celebrate with you

334
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,679
I guess, she must have
gone for gambling

335
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,425
She hasn't changed

336
00:15:26,727 --> 00:15:28,991
It seems that
I have to eat alone for tonight

337
00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:34,025
Congratulation! You are great
to be the number one candidate

338
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:37,365
You are flattering me,
I am not that good, but they are poor

339
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,039
Mom, are you happy?

340
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,131
I am happy!

341
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,073
Thank you

342
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,112
You are granted a scholarship
by the Cantonese Association

343
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,442
We wish you to be the number one
candidate in the capital exam

344
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:50,516
Yeah, this is our wish

345
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,242
Kidding?

346
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,616
I don't think I am good at it

347
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,655
By the way, we are poor

348
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,288
Don't you want me
to walk to the capital?

349
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,451
Money isn't a problem

350
00:16:01,595 --> 00:16:04,029
We will pay for it

351
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,257
That's right

352
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,525
See the money

353
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,726
Just so little

354
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,094
Look at the back

355
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:13,764
Mom

356
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,030
Mister Lun

357
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,576
We Cantonese are
blamed as barbarians

358
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,645
Not a Cantonese
has been the scholar

359
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:20,735
You are smart

360
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,242
You should give us glory

361
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,442
Right, don't let us down

362
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,778
I don't want to let you down

363
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,350
but I dislike studying

364
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,647
In fact, I love studying

365
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:30,984
But my mom is sick

366
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,022
if I leave her

367
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:32,648
who is going to
take care of my mom?

368
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,659
So, I have to take care
of my mom

369
00:16:34,795 --> 00:16:38,492
My son is so nice to me,
he is filial

370
00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:40,566
Don't push him

371
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,395
Give way please

372
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,141
What are you doing?

373
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,503
I am hanging myself,

374
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:51,133
so you may study
without any worries

375
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,008
Mom, come down

376
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,713
Don't push me

377
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,347
I don't want to study

378
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,078
I prefer learning Kung-fu
in Shaolin Temple

379
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,187
OK, do you want to be a monk?

380
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,222
If you win the games,
I will let you do whatever you like

381
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,324
Really?

382
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,518
Please give way

383
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,421
Make it five, tri-stars,

384
00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:16,526
four-season, make it six...

385
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,431
Thank you

386
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,435
I fail, you are really great

387
00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:19,470
The 2nd game, come on

388
00:17:19,573 --> 00:17:20,369
You first

389
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,474
You first

390
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:24,837
A cross

391
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:29,840
The character "Tai"

392
00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:33,584
The character "Sky"

393
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,690
Dragon, it must be Dragon

394
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,124
You are smart

395
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,256
It's too simple, it's crane

396
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,628
Stop, it must be "Bill"

397
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:52,533
No

398
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,504
I have written a wrong character

399
00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:56,508
Really? Damn it!

400
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,435
The last game

401
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,738
Clean your nose

402
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,744
You too

403
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:01,836
Come on

404
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,349
Chicken

405
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,286
Pork

406
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,856
Great

407
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,550
You are really smart

408
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,290
Orange

409
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,261
Garlic

410
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:18,892
New-year cake

411
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,358
Red-bean cake

412
00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:23,835
Cabbage

413
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,870
Incense

414
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,364
Nothing

415
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,772
Great, you can smell nothing

416
00:18:30,644 --> 00:18:31,508
Pot

417
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:33,736
Salty fish

418
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:34,779
Wrong

419
00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:35,609
Bad-smell bean cube

420
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:36,477
Wrong again

421
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,583
A dead rat

422
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:38,673
Wrong

423
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:39,847
Hint please

424
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,212
I will let you taste it

425
00:18:56,770 --> 00:19:00,137
Son, you lost

426
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,231
You should study hard

427
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,685
Your mom has 4 brothers

428
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,652
Why do you choose me instead?

429
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,155
One uncle is operating a casino

430
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,519
One uncle is operating a brothel

431
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,524
One uncle is selling bean cube

432
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,185
Mom said, I have no choice

433
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,194
Why not?

434
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:28,267
Watch out!

435
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,357
It's from Han Dynasty

436
00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:33,571
As a Chinese old saying,

437
00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:35,868
a woman should know nothing

438
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:39,703
Most of the scholars
are wolves,

439
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,177
if anything happens to you,

440
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,339
how can I face your mom?

441
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,173
But you said

442
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,843
your students are so nice

443
00:19:46,987 --> 00:19:48,750
They are disciplined
and cultured too

444
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:49,547
Right

445
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,213
I should always praise my students,
but the truth is...

446
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,991
Dad, you are cheating us

447
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,284
Shut up

448
00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:56,895
I don't care, I have to study

449
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,721
I may pay my own school fee

450
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,698
It's not a problem of money

451
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,826
I have the duty to take care of you

452
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:04,664
But

453
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,262
I don't want to break the rules
of my school

454
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,739
I have never accepted girls
to be my students for 20 years

455
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,866
It's not you who breaks
the law, it's me

456
00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:12,535
No way. I say no

457
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,508
May I give you one year's
school fee first?

458
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,843
It's not a problem of school fee

459
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,782
I don't work for the school fee

460
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,755
Since you are so aggressive in studying,
I will break my rule for once

461
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,450
You are the first girl student
in my school,

462
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,492
but I insist one thing

463
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,492
No problem,
I will promise any conditions

464
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,698
Don't touch my antiques anymore

465
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:37,959
Thank you

466
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,938
Dad, I want to study too

467
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:42,702
That's girls!

468
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,709
OK, up to you!

469
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:45,903
Thank you

470
00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:48,446
Don't come in. Go out...

471
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,314
I've forgot the luggage, uncle

472
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,379
That's the most expensive one

473
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,296
I am going to school

474
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,928
I have got it,
don't bother my sleep

475
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:06,691
I have to go to school
early in the morning!

476
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,495
What a pity!

477
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,465
Why does her foot
smell so badly!

478
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,376
I am going to school now, Gnome

479
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,570
Help!

480
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,805
Uncle, what's the matter?
Are you robbed by the thieves?

481
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,576
Someone is going to kill me

482
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,085
Let's hide up

483
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,319
Shut up

484
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,963
If you are wise,
hand us Prince Eight

485
00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:17,559
Maybe, I will ask
His Excellency

486
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,694
to let you go

487
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,965
You bastards!

488
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,508
Unless you kill me,
or I won't hand you His Highness

489
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:52,697
Sir, he has partner

490
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:53,898
Kill him too

491
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:55,471
I am just passing by

492
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,035
Go now

493
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,157
Beat...
Watch my "Turtle Stance"!

494
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,518
Where is the man?

495
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:26,035
Hey, my friend

496
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:27,437
I just want to ask...

497
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,474
Cut the crap,
leave here right now

498
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:30,940
Just forget everything

499
00:23:31,044 --> 00:23:33,672
No, I just want to ask you

500
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,805
how to turn 360� C

501
00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:37,911
So impolite!

502
00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:44,646
You have dropped something

503
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:50,596
It's going to be bright

504
00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:52,995
Damn it, I am late

505
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:57,593
No spitting, no fighting,

506
00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,671
no shouting,
no courting girls

507
00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:02,101
So many school regulations!

508
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,903
Here are the basic laws only

509
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,238
They are many
ordinances and rules

510
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:08,072
You will learn it later

511
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:09,573
Shit, how about
if we commit crimes?

512
00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:13,152
Nothing, just pay money,
that's OK

513
00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,986
No big deal!

514
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:21,082
Your father is rich,
it doesn't matter

515
00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:22,218
Of course

516
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,463
Mister, take this car
for registration

517
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,564
Go now

518
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,262
Mom

519
00:24:32,005 --> 00:24:32,994
Tang Lin Yu

520
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,237
Don't panic, hey,
who are you?

521
00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:39,535
They are the students of Oriental College,
they are bad

522
00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:42,575
Pal, you look smart

523
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,206
Why not study in
our Oriental College?

524
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,611
This school is no good

525
00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:47,478
About arts subjects,

526
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,212
the tutor of His Majesty

527
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,513
is our school director

528
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:52,147
About sports,

529
00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:54,624
the Martial Arts Scholar
Wong Fei-hong

530
00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:56,752
is our coach!

531
00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,023
About negotiation,

532
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,691
we have many friends
in court and in triads

533
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,166
How is it?
Come and join me

534
00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:05,134
I won't

535
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:05,896
What?

536
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,563
Because my dad is the
school director of this school,

537
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:08,504
give me back

538
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:15,880
Give it to me

539
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:23,978
Come on

540
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:25,589
Disgusting!
Give the card to me

541
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:26,317
Hold it

542
00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:31,262
Hold it

543
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:40,897
Son, stop fighting with them

544
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:44,000
Our school is the best,

545
00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,277
you are so stupid of not joining us

546
00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,682
Watch out

547
00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:57,578
Wonderful?

548
00:25:58,758 --> 00:25:59,816
Watch out!

549
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,592
Are you OK? Are you hurt?

550
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:10,758
Who didn't eat the skin but
throw it on the ground? Let's go

551
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,894
No one eats the skin
of the water melon!

552
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,008
Boss

553
00:26:22,115 --> 00:26:25,050
Lun Man Chui, it's you?
Are you going to school now?

554
00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:26,743
Take a rest first

555
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,721
You are so lucky to study!
It's poor to work here

556
00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:31,153
But it's poor for me
to go to school

557
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:34,384
What's the matter?

558
00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:37,288
Your bean milk is too hot

559
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:38,723
I am sorry

560
00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:39,854
Change one for me right now

561
00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:41,627
Sorry, I am sorry

562
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:42,735
Let me do it

563
00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:44,032
Master Seven, I am sorry

564
00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:45,297
Damn it, I wanna punish you

565
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,664
I didn't beat you,
why did you shout?

566
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,004
Who is that guy?

567
00:26:51,144 --> 00:26:54,204
He is Copper Head,
Master Seven

568
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,178
He is a villain

569
00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:57,947
Change one for me, go!

570
00:26:58,317 --> 00:26:59,909
OK, I will avenge you

571
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:02,180
No, or you will be in deep shit

572
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:03,913
I am alright,
I will punish him by my own way

573
00:27:04,057 --> 00:27:06,082
So that, he won't say a word
but still laugh

574
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:06,920
Really?

575
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,255
If yes, it's my treat

576
00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:10,192
How do you like
to punish him?

577
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:11,796
To curse him death

578
00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:12,830
Well

579
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,900
Add 2 chicks,
so I will curse his mom too

580
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,093
That's perfect

581
00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:21,630
What are you doing?

582
00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:23,066
This is my bird

583
00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:24,740
This bird is bought by

584
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,004
my master by 30 taels

585
00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:27,940
impossible, I can prove it

586
00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:29,013
How?

587
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:30,979
It will copy what I said

588
00:27:32,285 --> 00:27:34,150
If you can let it
copy your word,

589
00:27:34,287 --> 00:27:38,656
I will send it to you, say it

590
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:39,825
Bastard

591
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,192
Once more!
You go to hell

592
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,354
Your family go to hell!

593
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:46,790
Go on

594
00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,127
Your mom go to hell too

595
00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:51,368
You idiot

596
00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:52,927
Idiot. Idiot

597
00:27:53,206 --> 00:27:54,400
Wonderful!

598
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:55,933
You are really wise

599
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,236
A wise guy

600
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,140
Stop flattering me,
you owe me 2 chicks

601
00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:00,303
No problem, it's my treat

602
00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:01,845
How ignorant!

603
00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:03,973
It's too stupid trick

604
00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:06,410
You seem to be something

605
00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:07,380
Don't be big mouth

606
00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:08,346
Yeah

607
00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:10,480
Don't you believe?

608
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,088
I will hit his head with sugar cane

609
00:28:12,225 --> 00:28:13,954
He won't be angry but
will beg me to beat again and again

610
00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:16,228
Sure, unless he is your woman

611
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,124
Right

612
00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:18,060
Right

613
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,461
Well, pay attention now

614
00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:32,174
Sit over there

615
00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:32,972
What are you doing?

616
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:33,511
I wanna beat you

617
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:34,405
You wanna beat me?

618
00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:36,045
Sorry, I have mistaken you

619
00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:38,276
I think you are the famous
Copper Head

620
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,352
You are right,
he is Copper Head

621
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:41,378
Stop fooling me

622
00:28:41,521 --> 00:28:43,318
His head is described
to be as strong as steel

623
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:44,389
His head can break everything

624
00:28:44,524 --> 00:28:46,321
But yours can't even
break a sugar cane

625
00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:50,862
How can you be
the famous Copper Head?

626
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,257
Are there any such story

627
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,298
about Copper Head?

628
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,265
Sure, there is a song too

629
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:57,198
How?

630
00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:59,030
Copper Head...

631
00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:01,902
Copper Head can break any wall,
1234567!

632
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:02,735
What's the matter?

633
00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:03,740
I am singing after you

634
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:06,471
I tell you,
I have searched for him for ages

635
00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:08,805
I just want to see my idol

636
00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:11,882
You are cheating me,
you are not Copper Head

637
00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:13,217
He won't be that poor

638
00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,755
Kid, I am the famous
Copper Head

639
00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:17,787
Kidding!

640
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,915
Don't you believe,
come on, hit me

641
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:22,952
I stand right here,

642
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,120
hit me, until you believe me

643
00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:26,787
No, I am afraid
I would kill you

644
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,457
Don't panic,
I am the Copper Head

645
00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:31,202
Listened?
He asked me to beat him. OK

646
00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:34,232
Boss, he is beating him

647
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:37,172
I wonder! Your head can't
even break the sugar cane!

648
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,301
Don't go, you should
hit me strongly

649
00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,970
Otherwise, the sugar cane
won't break. Come on

650
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,014
Master, your head is bleeding

651
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,843
A mosquito is beaten
to death, it's OK

652
00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:49,421
Kid, use more force

653
00:29:50,523 --> 00:29:51,251
It's you who asked me
to hit stronger

654
00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:52,289
Right

655
00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:57,093
Swaying Rod! Come on

656
00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:00,122
Master Seven...

657
00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:03,529
Bravo! Bravo!
You are really Copper Head

658
00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,198
I will tell my family
and my friends that

659
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,204
I have met you,
thank you

660
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,407
Welcome

661
00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:09,405
Master Seven,
are you okay?

662
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:15,379
I can't imagine that
I am that famous

663
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:16,607
So many people come to me

664
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:18,383
Bravo!

665
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,111
Wonderful!
You are really good at tricking

666
00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,115
Master Seven
Look at them

667
00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:24,989
I can't believe you
fooled Copper Head

668
00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:30,324
Bastards, how dare you fool me?
Stop

669
00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:33,030
Run for our lives!

670
00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:57,052
Headmaster

671
00:30:57,423 --> 00:31:00,221
Dear classmates,
first of all

672
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:02,049
I have to congratulate you

673
00:31:02,395 --> 00:31:04,989
for joining our family

674
00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:08,597
You know,

675
00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:12,667
to be the student of Ming's College
is a symbol of status

676
00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:17,541
I believe you all know very well
about our school regulations

677
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:20,203
If anyone goes against
the school regulations,

678
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,541
you will be fined

679
00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:28,083
More serious the regulation is,
more should be fined

680
00:31:28,521 --> 00:31:29,488
Money works?

681
00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:33,422
Wrong, much money works

682
00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:37,896
Sit down

683
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:39,323
OK, here comes the roll call

684
00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:43,993
Lam Kau

685
00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:45,296
Yes

686
00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:46,939
Lui Kay

687
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:48,097
Yes

688
00:31:48,441 --> 00:31:49,430
Mo Yan Sing

689
00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:50,566
Yes

690
00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,101
Tang Lin Yu

691
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,211
Yes

692
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:59,414
Lun Man Chui...

693
00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:02,918
Liu Sin Hoi

694
00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:06,423
Yes

695
00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:10,423
Liu Sin Hoi, why are you late
on the first school day?

696
00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:12,156
I am not Liu Sin Hoi,
I am Lun Man Chui

697
00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:13,093
I don't care

698
00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:14,699
The late comer should be fined
Stand aside

699
00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:18,198
Liu Sin Hoi

700
00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:20,396
Lo David

701
00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:21,597
Yes

702
00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:23,132
Yes

703
00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:25,738
Who is Lo David?

704
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,339
He is, I am not

705
00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:28,680
Who are you then?

706
00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:29,504
Liu Sin Hoi

707
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:30,342
Stand aside

708
00:32:30,483 --> 00:32:31,279
Why?

709
00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:32,476
Because you are late

710
00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:38,622
Headmaster, my dad
asked me to greet you

711
00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:39,520
Who is your dad?

712
00:32:39,658 --> 00:32:40,590
Liu Kung-kuen

713
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,623
Oh, you are the son
of Mr Liu

714
00:32:45,765 --> 00:32:48,290
Nice to meet you,
please be seated

715
00:32:48,601 --> 00:32:49,727
My dad wants me
to greet you too

716
00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:50,661
Who is your dad?

717
00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:51,766
Lun Lo Kuen

718
00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:53,999
Who is he?

719
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:55,004
Who is Liu Kung-kuen then?

720
00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:55,630
Who is Liu Kung-kuen?

721
00:32:55,775 --> 00:32:56,639
My dad His dad

722
00:32:56,776 --> 00:32:58,266
Liu's son needn't be punished

723
00:32:58,377 --> 00:32:59,435
Lun's son is going to be punished

724
00:32:59,545 --> 00:33:00,978
You have prejudice against me

725
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,638
Right, you are not fair

726
00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:05,114
Stop quarrelling,
you want it fair?

727
00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,447
OK, I will give you a quiz

728
00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:09,145
Who can answer the quiz,
sit down,

729
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:10,186
if not, stand

730
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,380
OK

731
00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:22,527
Now, listen. The following words
are all related to metal

732
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:26,604
"Steel, iron, copper and brass"

733
00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:28,297
Who first?

734
00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:33,039
Master, you used metal

735
00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,476
I prefer fruits

736
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:35,477
Great

737
00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:51,258
Master

738
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,794
"Apple, orange,
lemon and pear"

739
00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:56,728
Great

740
00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:58,731
Your turn now

741
00:33:59,038 --> 00:34:00,130
Wonderful

742
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,231
Master, he used fruit,

743
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:03,841
then I prefer using animals

744
00:34:10,082 --> 00:34:12,744
"Zibet, panda, lion and bat"

745
00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:13,746
Master

746
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:15,645
Wonderful

747
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,279
It's really matched

748
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:18,856
But it doesn't make sense

749
00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:19,715
You have to be punished too

750
00:34:19,859 --> 00:34:20,518
What?

751
00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:21,216
Don't you agree?

752
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:21,758
No

753
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:22,618
OK, you may go home now

754
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:23,420
Alright, I quit

755
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,551
Goodbye

756
00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:27,128
Cousin, hurry up

757
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,197
What touched me

758
00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:35,237
I can't stand it

759
00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:38,873
Virgin

760
00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,074
Brother Lun

761
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,241
Brother Lun

762
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,884
I am here, Virgin

763
00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:53,421
Golden Boy

764
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:54,550
Virgin

765
00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:56,184
Golden Boy

766
00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:56,886
Virgin

767
00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:57,787
Golden Boy

768
00:34:58,097 --> 00:34:58,722
Virgin

769
00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:00,359
Golden Boy and Virgin...

770
00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:02,457
Isn't it enough?
Can't you change something else?

771
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:05,403
Virgin

772
00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:14,578
Love is like a dream

773
00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:22,543
I'm happy to see you
Water can be chicken soup

774
00:35:22,922 --> 00:35:30,658
The dream is fantastic
I cry because I love you

775
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:38,428
Ximengding McDonald

776
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:46,677
Love is like a dream

777
00:35:46,946 --> 00:35:54,819
The dream is fantastic
I cry because I love you

778
00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:17,364
Love is like a dream

779
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:23,744
I'm happy to see you
Water can be chicken soup

780
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:30,486
Love is fantastic
I cry because I love you

781
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:36,858
Ximengding McDonald

782
00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:43,402
I cry because I love you

783
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:50,998
I cry because I love you

784
00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:01,279
What are you doing?

785
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,387
Dance! No...

786
00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:03,453
What are you doing?

787
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:05,819
It's school time, forget about him,
he is nuts

788
00:37:06,025 --> 00:37:07,549
Let's go to school

789
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:08,786
Dad

790
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:10,020
Uncle

791
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,228
Stop calling me dad and uncle

792
00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:14,627
Call me Headmaster

793
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,424
Headmaster

794
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:20,831
Dear classmates,
we have been a boy school,

795
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,429
now we accept girls,

796
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,599
because we want
no sexual discrimination,

797
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,904
we let girls to study too

798
00:37:27,046 --> 00:37:28,741
But I have to warn you,

799
00:37:28,881 --> 00:37:30,974
don't do it intentionally,

800
00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:33,478
or carelessly,
or anything to court the girls

801
00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:36,679
Otherwise, you will commit
serious school regulations

802
00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:39,620
You will be fined, the penalty
is $100,000 taels. Got me?

803
00:37:39,892 --> 00:37:40,654
What? $100,000 taels?

804
00:37:40,793 --> 00:37:41,885
Go back to your seat

805
00:37:43,796 --> 00:37:45,764
The first lesson of today...

806
00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,397
Why are you back?

807
00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:49,967
Didn't you quit?

808
00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:52,961
We can't stop studying...
and courting...

809
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:53,897
What did you say?

810
00:37:54,006 --> 00:37:55,030
I mean, it's very important
for a man to study

811
00:37:55,341 --> 00:37:56,535
I am wrong, I accept penalty

812
00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:57,939
I would like to stand aside

813
00:37:58,043 --> 00:37:59,340
You are good boy

814
00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:03,078
From now on, don't be late

815
00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:06,580
It will make us feel shame, right?

816
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,449
Look at Lun Man Chui,
he is like a wood

817
00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:15,285
Baby you are lovely
You have wonderful figure

818
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,952
I want to be your lover...

819
00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:19,388
You are writing love letter

820
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,556
Return it to me

821
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:21,690
Wait, don't panic

822
00:38:21,834 --> 00:38:22,630
Return it to me

823
00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,498
He is writing love letter,
come and have a look

824
00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:25,728
Stop running

825
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:28,638
Return it to me

826
00:38:30,442 --> 00:38:32,740
Come and look,
he is writing love letter

827
00:38:32,845 --> 00:38:36,303
Look, a Romeo
from your school

828
00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:46,687
Come and have a look

829
00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:49,484
Return the letter to me

830
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,958
He ruined the name

831
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:54,958
Give it back to me

832
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:57,733
He ate the name

833
00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:58,598
Shit!

834
00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:01,468
Well, I am going to read
the letter to you

835
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:06,637
Baby you look great,
you have good figure...

836
00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:11,614
I want to be your lover,
you made me lose my sleep

837
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,776
Who is he going to write?

838
00:39:13,886 --> 00:39:14,944
I don't know

839
00:39:15,621 --> 00:39:17,384
I want to marry with you,

840
00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:19,514
honey

841
00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:21,448
What a horrible letter,

842
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,584
who is he writing to?

843
00:39:22,728 --> 00:39:25,561
Post it to the board,
to show the public

844
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,564
Wait

845
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:31,727
What's the matter?

846
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,167
You are going too far

847
00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:35,099
We are not

848
00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:37,569
We want to show the public
something interesting

849
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:41,509
Let's go, forget about him

850
00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:44,747
See you

851
00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:55,684
OK

852
00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:57,056
He is punched out!

853
00:39:58,497 --> 00:40:00,727
Did you give him a punch?

854
00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:02,061
What do you think?

855
00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:06,028
Bleeding nose...

856
00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,435
I am fainting,
come and help me

857
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,708
I will let you go now,
or you would be dead meat

858
00:40:16,215 --> 00:40:17,546
Sorry, please give way

859
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,182
Whose letter is it?

860
00:40:19,451 --> 00:40:20,748
You can't take a look

861
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:21,949
What is he doing?

862
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,019
Send the letter

863
00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:24,452
Isn't a letter for me?

864
00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:31,420
Sit back...

865
00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:34,764
Dear classmates,

866
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,425
since the students come
from every classes,

867
00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:42,939
we have handsome ones, we have ugly ones,
we have smart ones,

868
00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:45,032
we have stupid ones too

869
00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:48,676
So I am now going to
give you a test

870
00:40:49,081 --> 00:40:51,015
To test whether
you are genius or fool

871
00:40:54,186 --> 00:40:56,916
You two, just sit down,
I won't quiz you

872
00:40:57,823 --> 00:41:00,121
Every students should
answer a question

873
00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:02,753
The one who answers correctly
will be the A grade student

874
00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:04,252
You first

875
00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:08,664
A man ate 10 sticks a day, why?

876
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,631
Because he is hungry. No...

877
00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:12,930
Because he hates it

878
00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:14,706
Wrong

879
00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:17,106
He ate steak!

880
00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,070
Poor student

881
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:21,601
Headmaster

882
00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:24,675
Tang Lin Yu,
here is your question

883
00:41:25,017 --> 00:41:26,211
If you owe me one tael,

884
00:41:26,485 --> 00:41:27,816
now I pay you 10 taels

885
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,751
How much are you
going to return?

886
00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:31,678
Think carefully

887
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:35,853
9 taels, right?

888
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:38,258
Good, you are really smart!

889
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:40,657
A grade student, sit down

890
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:42,929
Cheung Woo Yau

891
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,799
What thing if it is given then
you may never get it back?

892
00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:47,132
The money given to dad

893
00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:49,800
Wrong

894
00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:51,132
It's "Give way"

895
00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:57,980
Liu, you have a cup
of tea on the desk

896
00:41:58,250 --> 00:42:00,081
Drink it

897
00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:02,083
Without using your hand,
show me

898
00:42:20,806 --> 00:42:21,704
Isn't it correct

899
00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:25,176
Really smart, sit down

900
00:42:26,311 --> 00:42:28,040
It's your turn. If the king dies,

901
00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:29,545
what will his son become?

902
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:30,707
The king

903
00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:31,781
Go to hell

904
00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:34,181
He will become an orphan

905
00:42:37,122 --> 00:42:38,953
There is a part of the body,

906
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:41,582
sometimes strong,
and sometimes soft

907
00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:43,558
The adult will have a longer one,
and the child has shorter one

908
00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:46,290
Foreigners' are hairy

909
00:42:46,565 --> 00:42:47,361
What is it?

910
00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:51,202
It's so embarrassing!

911
00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:52,268
What?

912
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:54,638
Dicky!

913
00:42:54,873 --> 00:42:57,740
Damn you!
You have dirty mind

914
00:42:57,876 --> 00:42:59,366
It's hand!

915
00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:02,680
How can you give
such dirty answer

916
00:43:05,117 --> 00:43:06,243
What kind of hat
is not for wearing?

917
00:43:06,385 --> 00:43:07,249
Green hat Wrong

918
00:43:07,386 --> 00:43:08,216
Tall hat Wrong

919
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,150
Round hat Wrong

920
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:10,084
Sharp hat Wrong

921
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:10,882
Square hat Wrong

922
00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:11,956
Fat-head

923
00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:15,158
Wrong

924
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,022
I am fat-headed!

925
00:43:16,128 --> 00:43:19,393
Right, you are correct

926
00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:20,859
Thank you

927
00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:30,732
Now, we are going to choose
a monitor for your class

928
00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:33,208
Each of you can vote once

929
00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:34,005
Headmaster

930
00:43:34,246 --> 00:43:34,974
You first

931
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:36,011
I nominate Liu Sin Hoi

932
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:37,411
Headmaster,
I nominate Liu Sin Hoi

933
00:43:37,683 --> 00:43:38,377
Headmaster,
I nominate Lun Man Chui

934
00:43:38,650 --> 00:43:39,617
I nominate Liu Sin Hoi

935
00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:40,775
I nominate Lun Man Chui

936
00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:42,147
Me too

937
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,379
I nominate Lun Man Chui too

938
00:43:43,655 --> 00:43:45,179
I nominate Ching Ching

939
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,649
Me too

940
00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:50,762
Kidding, how can you
choose a monitress?

941
00:43:50,896 --> 00:43:51,794
She can do nothing

942
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:53,261
You can't say so

943
00:43:53,365 --> 00:43:54,389
Is woman useless?

944
00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,429
How about your mom?

945
00:43:56,702 --> 00:43:57,760
There is nothing to do
with my mom,

946
00:43:57,869 --> 00:43:59,131
you are nonsense

947
00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:00,670
Shut up

948
00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:04,265
To make it fair,
traditional practice

949
00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:07,105
I raise a question,
who gives the best answer,

950
00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:08,644
who'll be the monitor

951
00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:09,644
Agree

952
00:44:09,748 --> 00:44:14,412
Lun Man Chui, Liu Sin Hoi,
Ching Ching, come out

953
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:20,314
Go, don't panic

954
00:44:20,459 --> 00:44:23,121
Listen, each of you
write a poem

955
00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:25,788
The poem should include
the words "Round" and "Sharp"

956
00:44:25,931 --> 00:44:27,364
Lun, you first

957
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:33,668
The ink stone is round,
the pen is sharp

958
00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:36,330
I write 3 poems and gain
the scholarship of literature

959
00:44:36,475 --> 00:44:38,136
Good

960
00:44:39,745 --> 00:44:40,677
Your turn now

961
00:44:41,413 --> 00:44:44,109
The bow is round,
the arrow is sharp

962
00:44:44,216 --> 00:44:47,310
I shoot 3 times, and gain the
scholarship of martial arts

963
00:44:47,419 --> 00:44:50,013
Good, perfect!

964
00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:51,721
Cousin, go now

965
00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:53,854
Ching Ching

966
00:44:53,992 --> 00:44:54,856
What else do you want?

967
00:44:54,993 --> 00:44:56,290
It's your turn, go now

968
00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:03,996
The belly is round,
the fingers are sharp

969
00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:08,334
I have two sons,
they are both scholars

970
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,933
Wonderful!

971
00:45:12,978 --> 00:45:14,070
Choose her

972
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:16,009
Great!

973
00:45:16,882 --> 00:45:19,214
Now, the scholars
become your sons

974
00:45:19,351 --> 00:45:22,411
Congratulation, congratulation

975
00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:34,128
Since Prince Eight and
Lee Man Lung escaped,

976
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,859
the court is furious

977
00:45:36,368 --> 00:45:39,166
We are asked to catch them
within one month

978
00:45:39,271 --> 00:45:41,364
Or, we will be killed

979
00:45:41,473 --> 00:45:43,134
Your Excellency, we...

980
00:45:43,275 --> 00:45:45,038
Cut the crap, this is an order

981
00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:46,303
Yes

982
00:45:58,824 --> 00:46:00,257
Tell me, where is Lee Man Lung?

983
00:46:00,392 --> 00:46:01,359
I don't know

984
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:04,224
How dare you lie to me,
someone saw him appear nearby

985
00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:06,559
No, I don't know

986
00:46:06,932 --> 00:46:09,196
Aren't you telling me?
I'll look for myself

987
00:46:23,882 --> 00:46:24,541
How bad are you

988
00:46:24,816 --> 00:46:25,840
Too cruel

989
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,387
Why it's me again?

990
00:46:32,824 --> 00:46:33,916
I have a good news

991
00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:36,852
to tell you

992
00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:38,990
In order to raise the standard
of our school,

993
00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:41,030
I've employed

994
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:45,603
a good teacher for you

995
00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:49,098
He is handsome and cultured

996
00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:51,937
He is good at martial arts too

997
00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:55,041
If you want to trick him,

998
00:46:55,547 --> 00:46:57,981
you will have shit at last,
got me?

999
00:46:58,116 --> 00:46:59,242
I haven't tried that
for a long time

1000
00:46:59,351 --> 00:47:00,340
I do want to know him

1001
00:47:00,452 --> 00:47:03,012
Just go ahead if you dare,
he will be right here,

1002
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,178
wish you good luck

1003
00:47:06,258 --> 00:47:07,418
So great?

1004
00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:09,891
How can you trust my dad?

1005
00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:10,995
Do you have his heritage?

1006
00:47:11,096 --> 00:47:12,063
Of course not

1007
00:47:12,197 --> 00:47:13,459
Stop quarrelling

1008
00:47:13,565 --> 00:47:15,123
Why not trick him?

1009
00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:16,461
How?

1010
00:47:16,568 --> 00:47:17,933
Rat

1011
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:19,928
Throw the rat

1012
00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:21,096
to him

1013
00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,605
He must be scared

1014
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,869
It's peanut!

1015
00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:26,137
What?

1016
00:47:26,244 --> 00:47:27,609
Plus a worm

1017
00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:30,143
It's not great enough

1018
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:31,875
Plus a reptile

1019
00:47:32,017 --> 00:47:34,110
It's not enough

1020
00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:36,584
Why not a poisonous spider?

1021
00:47:36,855 --> 00:47:38,322
That's better

1022
00:47:38,857 --> 00:47:40,848
You are going too far,

1023
00:47:40,992 --> 00:47:42,391
how can you trick him
with such things?

1024
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:44,054
Stop, or we will
trick you too

1025
00:47:44,296 --> 00:47:45,092
How dare you trick
the teacher in this way?

1026
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:46,254
You are not human

1027
00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:48,294
You should be blamed

1028
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,662
I just say these to test you

1029
00:47:49,935 --> 00:47:50,993
You are too bad!

1030
00:47:51,102 --> 00:47:55,334
Kidding, Ching Ching,
you are civilized

1031
00:47:55,473 --> 00:47:56,667
We should learn from you

1032
00:47:56,942 --> 00:47:57,909
My cousin

1033
00:47:58,043 --> 00:47:59,442
means,

1034
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:00,636
it's not funny enough

1035
00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:01,469
Not funny enough

1036
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:02,375
No, I don't mean it

1037
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,538
I mean it's not enough
to fool him in your way

1038
00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:05,246
You can do it more seriously!

1039
00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:06,475
Don't be afraid

1040
00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:08,245
You said you are smart
in fooling other

1041
00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:10,047
But you are not creative

1042
00:48:12,657 --> 00:48:15,922
This is called
"Chick's powder"

1043
00:48:16,194 --> 00:48:19,288
It's made by one hundred
chicks' heads, asses, and hearts

1044
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,924
It's dried and made into powder

1045
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,434
Then, some drugs are added,
if someone has taken it...

1046
00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:30,531
How is it?

1047
00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:37,538
I am sorry,
lend me your soup

1048
00:48:37,682 --> 00:48:39,274
Take it

1049
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:43,712
Mr Lun

1050
00:48:44,356 --> 00:48:46,221
You are the smartest
classmate of this class

1051
00:48:46,324 --> 00:48:47,154
Kidding

1052
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:48,247
Yes. Yes

1053
00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:49,451
So, I'll leave this job to you

1054
00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:50,652
Fine

1055
00:48:50,962 --> 00:48:51,951
Thank you

1056
00:48:54,499 --> 00:48:55,193
Thank you

1057
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,460
Stop pretending

1058
00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:02,133
Stand up

1059
00:49:02,574 --> 00:49:05,304
Dear class, please be seated

1060
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,370
You can call me Mr Lee

1061
00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:10,580
My name is Lee Tai Chun

1062
00:49:10,682 --> 00:49:13,242
From now on,
I am your teacher

1063
00:49:14,352 --> 00:49:17,617
Stop running, stop

1064
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:26,760
They are alike

1065
00:49:27,032 --> 00:49:28,329
OK, let's start the class

1066
00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,668
The gentleman is...

1067
00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:33,403
I mean Siu Lee...

1068
00:49:33,505 --> 00:49:35,564
You should call me Mr Lee

1069
00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:36,664
Mr Lee

1070
00:49:36,975 --> 00:49:38,374
What question do you have?

1071
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,467
Nothing, I think,
since you are new

1072
00:49:40,612 --> 00:49:43,308
We have to give you
something for appreciation

1073
00:49:43,415 --> 00:49:45,212
This soup...

1074
00:49:45,717 --> 00:49:49,380
is made by Liu Sin Hoi,
it's specially for you

1075
00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:50,419
It's too kind of you

1076
00:49:50,522 --> 00:49:52,046
It's our job

1077
00:49:52,424 --> 00:49:54,289
Thank you

1078
00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:56,560
Don't mention it,
it's suggested by Lun Man Chui

1079
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:00,456
Thank you

1080
00:50:00,565 --> 00:50:02,692
Don't mention it, the material is
bought by Tan Lin Yu

1081
00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:04,591
Thank you

1082
00:50:06,037 --> 00:50:08,335
You are shaking, why?

1083
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,298
Nothing, I didn't

1084
00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:12,035
You are weak,
why don't you take it

1085
00:50:12,177 --> 00:50:12,802
No, thanks

1086
00:50:13,078 --> 00:50:14,409
No way, master

1087
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,377
He is too weak to drink
such nutritious soup

1088
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:17,378
Don't worry, drink it

1089
00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:18,539
I can't drink it

1090
00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:20,310
No one can drink it

1091
00:50:22,253 --> 00:50:23,049
You beast

1092
00:50:23,188 --> 00:50:25,315
You didn't treat me anything

1093
00:50:26,591 --> 00:50:28,320
Mr Lee, according to
our regulations,

1094
00:50:28,426 --> 00:50:30,155
you can't drink right here

1095
00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:31,353
I will dispose of it

1096
00:50:31,496 --> 00:50:32,258
Headmaster

1097
00:50:32,397 --> 00:50:33,591
Cut the crap, go on studying

1098
00:50:34,265 --> 00:50:36,096
Well, sit down

1099
00:50:41,306 --> 00:50:42,273
You beast

1100
00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:44,637
I guess they have no guts
to fool Mr Lee

1101
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,637
I must be over worrying

1102
00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:51,775
It smells good

1103
00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:01,818
It's chicken

1104
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:12,567
Confucius said, "When you hear
the laws in the morning..."

1105
00:51:16,374 --> 00:51:17,864
Are there any chicken
raised in this school?

1106
00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:19,735
Shit

1107
00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:32,156
What are you looking?

1108
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:35,885
What is he doing?

1109
00:51:36,161 --> 00:51:37,526
He is copying from
the chicken

1110
00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:38,854
I am not asking you

1111
00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:40,256
He is crazy

1112
00:51:40,498 --> 00:51:41,260
Crazy?

1113
00:51:41,366 --> 00:51:42,264
What'll we do, Mr Lee?

1114
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,697
I don't know,
just forget about him

1115
00:51:44,102 --> 00:51:45,569
What?

1116
00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:52,603
I will kill the one

1117
00:51:52,710 --> 00:51:53,768
who tricked me

1118
00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,609
20 years ago,

1119
00:52:02,754 --> 00:52:03,914
we was the champion of the
joint school competition,

1120
00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:07,316
since then, we've been failed

1121
00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:14,722
So, I want Mr Lee

1122
00:52:14,866 --> 00:52:16,424
to train you

1123
00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:19,894
I hope you would win this contest
and to get fame for our school

1124
00:52:21,372 --> 00:52:25,331
Stop laughing,
one more regulation will be added

1125
00:52:25,743 --> 00:52:26,732
No laughing

1126
00:52:26,878 --> 00:52:29,608
And no chicken should be eaten

1127
00:52:35,286 --> 00:52:36,947
One two, one two, hurry up...

1128
00:52:37,255 --> 00:52:39,382
Hurry up...

1129
00:52:47,532 --> 00:52:50,831
Quickly, higher

1130
00:52:59,911 --> 00:53:01,606
Ching Ching, study hard

1131
00:53:35,813 --> 00:53:38,475
This way please

1132
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:40,274
Marvellous

1133
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:41,685
Listen

1134
00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:45,016
Mr Chin always donates
money to build school

1135
00:53:45,290 --> 00:53:45,847
You should have honey lips

1136
00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:47,287
when you see him,
don't lose my face

1137
00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:48,416
I will greet him
on behalf of you

1138
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:50,026
Mind your tongue

1139
00:53:50,495 --> 00:53:52,520
This is expensive

1140
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:53,961
It is a gift to Mr Chin

1141
00:53:54,232 --> 00:53:55,995
Stop throwing it
Be careful

1142
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:03,839
Hey, they have a bigger one

1143
00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:06,575
Let's go

1144
00:54:07,712 --> 00:54:09,839
Headmaster...

1145
00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:12,006
How are you?

1146
00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:13,648
Would you please

1147
00:54:13,785 --> 00:54:15,753
give my son a name?

1148
00:54:18,056 --> 00:54:19,023
How do you know I am cultured?

1149
00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:20,917
I am expert in naming others

1150
00:54:22,627 --> 00:54:23,753
I would like to
give him a name...

1151
00:54:23,861 --> 00:54:25,886
Headmaster,
how about Stallone?

1152
00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:28,396
He is strong!

1153
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:32,292
Why not Harrison Ford?
He is famous

1154
00:54:32,437 --> 00:54:33,597
Damn you

1155
00:54:34,672 --> 00:54:36,264
I would like to name him...

1156
00:54:36,908 --> 00:54:37,806
"Nan Yung"

1157
00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:39,034
"Nan Yung"?

1158
00:54:39,077 --> 00:54:39,771
Why?

1159
00:54:39,911 --> 00:54:40,900
Why this name?

1160
00:54:41,045 --> 00:54:44,811
It means open-minded

1161
00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:46,917
So great!

1162
00:54:48,453 --> 00:54:49,010
Not bad

1163
00:54:49,287 --> 00:54:50,914
Good name,
thank you headmaster

1164
00:54:51,022 --> 00:54:52,353
See you, Nan Yung

1165
00:54:52,657 --> 00:54:53,589
Honey, you are here

1166
00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:55,716
Honey, Headmaster has given

1167
00:54:55,827 --> 00:54:57,294
a great name for our son

1168
00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:59,055
What is it?

1169
00:54:59,330 --> 00:55:00,592
Nan Yung

1170
00:55:00,698 --> 00:55:02,962
Good name, isn't it?

1171
00:55:03,101 --> 00:55:04,398
Good name

1172
00:55:04,502 --> 00:55:06,493
Damn you

1173
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:07,930
Master, are you alright?

1174
00:55:08,039 --> 00:55:09,063
Kidding?

1175
00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:12,867
My surname is Ng,
you name my son Nan Yung

1176
00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:14,534
That means "Useless"
in Chinese

1177
00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:19,105
But you should not beat me
I can name it again

1178
00:55:19,384 --> 00:55:20,510
Call him Mo Mo

1179
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:21,777
Here comes Mister Chin

1180
00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:25,850
Congratulation Mr Chin

1181
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:29,517
Thank you, please be seated

1182
00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:31,488
Mr Chin, what a great day

1183
00:55:31,863 --> 00:55:33,694
Please sit

1184
00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:34,855
Mr Chin, please sit

1185
00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:37,695
Mr Chin, happy birthday

1186
00:55:37,969 --> 00:55:40,403
Headmaster, I have heard that you have
recruited a smart student

1187
00:55:40,538 --> 00:55:42,472
You are flattering me,
he is quite smart

1188
00:55:42,573 --> 00:55:44,973
He is called Lun Man Chui,
where is he?

1189
00:55:45,109 --> 00:55:46,576
Headmaster, where is he?

1190
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,737
Well, "It's hot, and the water
is cool, long hair"...

1191
00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,109
it represents strong desire for sex
Let me check...

1192
00:55:51,382 --> 00:55:53,077
Lun Man Chui, come here

1193
00:55:53,384 --> 00:55:55,079
Come on, I will have you
bone-touch later, see you

1194
00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,675
When will we have fun?

1195
00:55:56,788 --> 00:55:57,550
What did you say?

1196
00:55:57,688 --> 00:55:58,746
I mean playing cards!

1197
00:55:59,157 --> 00:56:02,718
I think he is good at courting girls

1198
00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,987
What do you mean?

1199
00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:05,993
Nothing

1200
00:56:06,097 --> 00:56:07,564
You are ruining the
reputation of my school

1201
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:08,926
So what? I love it

1202
00:56:12,770 --> 00:56:13,429
What's the matter,
Headmaster?

1203
00:56:13,571 --> 00:56:14,401
Can't you see it yourself?

1204
00:56:14,539 --> 00:56:15,665
Please be seated

1205
00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:20,436
We are cultured,
let's have a civilized competition

1206
00:56:20,578 --> 00:56:22,512
Each school sends 2 representatives
for the competition

1207
00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:24,604
The winner will be rewarded
one thousand taels

1208
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,546
The loser should
drink all the wine

1209
00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:27,708
What do you think?

1210
00:56:27,852 --> 00:56:29,547
OK, go ahead

1211
00:56:29,687 --> 00:56:31,985
OK, I will send Nan Man and Nan Mu
to join the competition

1212
00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:33,747
I am great in matching sentences

1213
00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:35,518
Me too

1214
00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:37,883
I send Lun Man Chiu and...

1215
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:39,587
One Lun Man Chiu is enough

1216
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:40,958
I am great in making match too

1217
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:42,630
What?

1218
00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,167
Damn you

1219
00:56:45,436 --> 00:56:46,733
You...

1220
00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:48,862
Alright, shut up

1221
00:56:49,407 --> 00:56:50,499
Now, let's start

1222
00:56:50,608 --> 00:56:52,041
Heaven is the first of the
Eight Diagrams

1223
00:56:53,044 --> 00:56:53,874
Your turn

1224
00:56:53,978 --> 00:56:55,741
And gold is the first of the
Five Elements

1225
00:56:56,547 --> 00:56:58,447
Filial piety is the first
of the Hundred Virtues

1226
00:56:58,583 --> 00:57:01,051
Bravo, it's my turn now

1227
00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:06,623
South Tong Chou, North Tong Chou,
North meets South

1228
00:57:07,158 --> 00:57:10,719
East Pawn shop, West pawn shop,
full of cops

1229
00:57:11,529 --> 00:57:14,020
Big casino, small casino,
and we play UNO

1230
00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:15,964
Great...

1231
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,624
OK, once again

1232
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:20,464
Moon shining through window,
and everyone is widow

1233
00:57:20,605 --> 00:57:21,435
Come on, come on

1234
00:57:21,572 --> 00:57:24,006
Long life like South Mountain,
and great like Britain

1235
00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,632
Congratulation...

1236
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:26,534
Listen

1237
00:57:26,677 --> 00:57:29,009
Years go like water,
a boy becomes a father

1238
00:57:29,647 --> 00:57:31,012
What a wonderful mind!
Lun Man Chui, you are great

1239
00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:35,445
Spring is everywhere

1240
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:39,453
Money is kept well here

1241
00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:42,656
People of waterloo live on water

1242
00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:43,259
How is it?

1243
00:57:43,528 --> 00:57:44,756
Guests from Oxford are like Ox

1244
00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,989
What did you say?

1245
00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,860
I mean, isn't the answer alright?

1246
00:57:50,067 --> 00:57:51,898
Weather in May is wet and hot

1247
00:57:52,003 --> 00:57:54,563
Brandy in 3 stars
smells good and sweet

1248
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:56,103
Damn you

1249
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,172
It's my turn...

1250
00:57:57,475 --> 00:57:58,669
Fart for your Headmaster

1251
00:57:58,876 --> 00:58:00,810
It's none of my business

1252
00:58:00,945 --> 00:58:03,106
Headmaster...

1253
00:58:04,482 --> 00:58:05,676
We will defeat you
in the school competition

1254
00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:06,874
Just wait and see

1255
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,645
Mr Heung,
you have a good student!

1256
00:58:08,886 --> 00:58:09,784
You are flattering me,
how about the money?

1257
00:58:09,887 --> 00:58:11,650
One thousand taels

1258
00:58:13,491 --> 00:58:15,254
I don't know you,
where are you taking me to?

1259
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,518
I don't want to gamble

1260
00:58:17,662 --> 00:58:19,129
Go in. Go

1261
00:58:19,230 --> 00:58:21,198
I have quitted, stop it

1262
00:58:21,499 --> 00:58:23,091
We are all civilized,
be a little bit gentle, OK?

1263
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,132
Where are you studying?

1264
00:58:24,268 --> 00:58:26,031
Bastard, if you don't pay
the debt for your mom,

1265
00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:27,569
you can never dream
of studying

1266
00:58:28,506 --> 00:58:29,803
Brother Ho,
I have brought his son here

1267
00:58:31,142 --> 00:58:32,131
Where is my mom?

1268
00:58:32,944 --> 00:58:33,842
Son

1269
00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:34,934
What's that?

1270
00:58:35,313 --> 00:58:36,575
I am your mom

1271
00:58:36,914 --> 00:58:38,108
Are you...

1272
00:58:39,884 --> 00:58:40,851
Can't you recognise me now?

1273
00:58:40,985 --> 00:58:41,644
Mom?

1274
00:58:41,786 --> 00:58:43,014
Have you brought me the money?

1275
00:58:43,154 --> 00:58:43,916
How much do you owe them?

1276
00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:44,919
20 taels

1277
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,011
I told you to quit

1278
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:46,987
Why don't you listen to me?

1279
00:58:47,124 --> 00:58:48,113
I just do it for you

1280
00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:49,692
I hope you to have
a better living

1281
00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:50,816
So, I just tried my luck
in gambling

1282
00:58:50,928 --> 00:58:54,659
Mom, you are really great

1283
00:58:54,799 --> 00:58:56,232
Have you ever seen
such great mother?

1284
00:58:56,534 --> 00:58:58,661
Here, I want to make use
of this chance

1285
00:58:58,803 --> 00:59:00,168
to sing a song for my mother

1286
00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:05,571
In this world,
mom is so nice to me

1287
00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:06,734
Let's sing together

1288
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:11,075
The baby is so lucky
to be taken care by his mom

1289
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,809
Stop singing!

1290
00:59:13,918 --> 00:59:14,850
So touching

1291
00:59:14,952 --> 00:59:16,920
OK, tomorrow is
the Mother's Day

1292
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,180
Go with your mom
for a rich breakfast

1293
00:59:18,322 --> 00:59:20,017
Let's go, I will take you
to eat barbecue pork buns

1294
00:59:20,157 --> 00:59:22,057
Don't go, it's a simple matter

1295
00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:23,592
Pay, or be hooker

1296
00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:25,093
I won't be hooker

1297
00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:26,321
Good, it's good to be hooker

1298
00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:28,360
You have bright future,
good salary

1299
00:59:28,633 --> 00:59:29,691
Most important of all,

1300
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:30,789
you should gain more customers

1301
00:59:30,935 --> 00:59:32,664
Don't worry,
I will visit you if I have time

1302
00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:33,702
Go to hell,
how dare you fool me?

1303
00:59:33,804 --> 00:59:34,736
But, let's put it that way

1304
00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:38,205
Will you want
such an old hooker?

1305
00:59:38,309 --> 00:59:40,277
That's right, so don't
bother them, let's go

1306
00:59:40,578 --> 00:59:42,978
No. Stop right here,
take her to the brothel now

1307
00:59:43,114 --> 00:59:45,105
Stop, she owes you
money only

1308
00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:46,375
So, pay me

1309
00:59:48,886 --> 00:59:50,046
Money

1310
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,085
20 taels

1311
00:59:56,327 --> 00:59:57,817
I will win 3 times,
and gain 24 taels

1312
00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,896
I'll gain 4 taels as interest too
Come on

1313
01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:03,064
Bet

1314
01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:04,134
Big

1315
01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:06,202
Bet small, I lost because
I betted on big

1316
01:00:06,303 --> 01:00:08,794
No, I want big

1317
01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:09,598
Don't you want me

1318
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:10,866
to be hooker?

1319
01:00:10,975 --> 01:00:11,964
I said big

1320
01:00:12,076 --> 01:00:12,735
Small

1321
01:00:12,877 --> 01:00:13,935
Ready?

1322
01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:16,371
OK, small

1323
01:00:16,914 --> 01:00:21,908
Open. It's small

1324
01:00:23,788 --> 01:00:25,119
Kid, you are lucky

1325
01:00:25,423 --> 01:00:26,913
Mom, you are great

1326
01:00:27,858 --> 01:00:29,792
Good boy, listen to me,
make it small

1327
01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:30,958
Not a coincidence, make it big

1328
01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:32,221
Small Big

1329
01:00:32,329 --> 01:00:33,353
Small Big

1330
01:00:33,664 --> 01:00:34,221
I said small

1331
01:00:34,331 --> 01:00:35,798
Alright

1332
01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:37,400
Just one man

1333
01:00:37,668 --> 01:00:38,760
should make the decision

1334
01:00:38,903 --> 01:00:40,370
Big Small

1335
01:00:41,238 --> 01:00:42,728
Forget it, small, up to you

1336
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,000
Well, I don't want to push you,
make it big

1337
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:44,903
No

1338
01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:46,169
I don't want you to blame me
if you are going to be hooker

1339
01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:47,277
Big

1340
01:00:47,378 --> 01:00:48,436
Big or small?

1341
01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:49,975
Big

1342
01:00:50,081 --> 01:00:54,745
It's big

1343
01:00:56,454 --> 01:00:57,284
How many times
have we won?

1344
01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:58,353
Two

1345
01:00:58,656 --> 01:00:59,748
So, what's next?

1346
01:00:59,857 --> 01:01:01,085
Let's win again,
then we'll be free

1347
01:01:01,659 --> 01:01:02,853
How much should we bet?

1348
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:03,925
What do you think?

1349
01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:04,960
I have no idea

1350
01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:06,786
It's so important,
it's the last game

1351
01:01:07,198 --> 01:01:08,130
I say... Big

1352
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:10,732
OK, small

1353
01:01:11,368 --> 01:01:12,926
It's about your future,
you'd think carefully

1354
01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:15,062
Change it to big

1355
01:01:15,306 --> 01:01:17,103
Come on

1356
01:01:17,208 --> 01:01:17,970
Wait

1357
01:01:18,075 --> 01:01:18,871
Wait a minute

1358
01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:19,998
Since you don't
have any intuition

1359
01:01:20,144 --> 01:01:23,671
Let's bet on big
and small together

1360
01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:24,975
Are you ready?

1361
01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:26,877
Open it

1362
01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:32,182
Open. Bingo, pair royal!

1363
01:01:33,958 --> 01:01:35,152
You have to be hooker now

1364
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:37,122
What'll we do?

1365
01:01:37,228 --> 01:01:38,252
I can't help you,
you'd better be chick

1366
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:41,061
Take her to the brothel

1367
01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:41,926
Yes

1368
01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:43,294
No way...

1369
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,958
Don't move!

1370
01:01:45,069 --> 01:01:47,196
Look carefully!

1371
01:01:47,438 --> 01:01:49,736
Brother Ho, it's the plate
from the East Chamber

1372
01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:51,933
I tell you

1373
01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:54,408
I have many friends in
the East Chamber

1374
01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:57,237
Who is going to offend me,
that's an offence to the East Chamber

1375
01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:58,439
Bull shit

1376
01:01:58,716 --> 01:01:59,842
How do I know
it's real or not?

1377
01:01:59,984 --> 01:02:02,009
I can say this brick is the
sign of the emperor

1378
01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:07,520
Let me teach you

1379
01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:11,725
The real plate can light up
the room in darkness

1380
01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:13,726
How?

1381
01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:16,356
So many lights,
that's why you can't see it

1382
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,092
Turn the light off

1383
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:23,938
OK, I have to check it's true or not
Turn the light off

1384
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:24,972
Yes

1385
01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:30,475
It says it lights up in dark.
But I can't see anything

1386
01:02:30,781 --> 01:02:31,839
You are chatted

1387
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:37,815
You are wise, otherwise,

1388
01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:39,412
you will have many dads

1389
01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:41,079
I will make you

1390
01:02:41,192 --> 01:02:42,159
some midnight snack

1391
01:02:42,293 --> 01:02:43,260
Stop

1392
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,294
I won't have appetite
by looking at you

1393
01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:47,021
You may remove
the cosmetic now

1394
01:02:47,798 --> 01:02:49,766
But I am afraid you will throw up
when you see my real face too

1395
01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:50,526
Good night

1396
01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:51,392
Where are you going?

1397
01:02:51,502 --> 01:02:52,400
To hell

1398
01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:01,272
Come on, eat!

1399
01:03:02,046 --> 01:03:04,378
Lun Man Chun,
you are not allowed to eat

1400
01:03:04,815 --> 01:03:06,874
Yeah, I am punished to
eat without paying

1401
01:03:06,984 --> 01:03:08,110
Bullshit

1402
01:03:08,252 --> 01:03:09,776
What? You sell bullshit?

1403
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:23,292
May I sit down?

1404
01:03:24,101 --> 01:03:25,068
Why do you want my seat?

1405
01:03:25,202 --> 01:03:26,226
Do you want to court me?

1406
01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:29,999
Pal, may I ask you
one question?

1407
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,038
No

1408
01:03:31,175 --> 01:03:33,302
Just tell me who
gave you this plate?

1409
01:03:33,444 --> 01:03:34,536
So, you may get
whatever you want

1410
01:03:36,881 --> 01:03:37,870
My girlfriend gave me this

1411
01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:41,375
You should see how the wind blows
This will benefit you

1412
01:03:41,619 --> 01:03:43,052
Otherwise...

1413
01:03:45,389 --> 01:03:47,380
Pal, check please

1414
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:50,987
Don't you know you are in danger now?

1415
01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:53,519
So, I have to pay it myself

1416
01:03:55,299 --> 01:03:57,290
Alright, I will give you the plate

1417
01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:58,525
I don't need your plate

1418
01:03:59,270 --> 01:04:00,999
I just want to know
who gave you this?

1419
01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:06,536
OK, I will tell you,
but promise me

1420
01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:08,311
Do harm him

1421
01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:09,935
Damn you

1422
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:21,949
Do you want to trick me?
Not that easy

1423
01:04:23,894 --> 01:04:25,088
You are shameless,
how dare you attack my ass?

1424
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:32,657
Help...

1425
01:04:53,924 --> 01:04:55,255
It's you who pushed me
to attack

1426
01:05:02,266 --> 01:05:03,893
Where is Prince Eight
and Lee Man Lung?

1427
01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:05,699
Did they give you this plate?

1428
01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:09,071
If you don't tell me,
I will send you to hell

1429
01:05:43,474 --> 01:05:44,372
Thank you for saving me

1430
01:05:44,575 --> 01:05:46,600
It is a dangerous world. Something...
you don't know is better than you know

1431
01:05:46,677 --> 01:05:48,076
Don't tell anyone
about the things happened

1432
01:05:48,212 --> 01:05:49,611
Otherwise you will be in danger

1433
01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:53,310
Mr Hero, you look familiar,
where have I seen you?

1434
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:54,576
Are we...

1435
01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:57,084
Cut the crap,
we don't know each other

1436
01:05:57,187 --> 01:05:58,449
Take care

1437
01:05:58,722 --> 01:06:00,587
Hero...

1438
01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:03,683
We don't know each other?

1439
01:06:09,233 --> 01:06:11,633
We come to study,
we are not labour

1440
01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:14,634
Why are you still sitting here?
Why don't you go to precise?

1441
01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:16,404
Protest against
devil's training

1442
01:06:16,507 --> 01:06:17,474
Protest against
devil's training

1443
01:06:17,608 --> 01:06:18,632
We protest against
devil's training

1444
01:06:18,776 --> 01:06:19,743
We want democracy
and freedom

1445
01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:21,102
We want democracy
and freedom

1446
01:06:21,245 --> 01:06:26,239
OK, you don't want to practise,
let's take a day off

1447
01:06:26,617 --> 01:06:28,482
I think all the students are
aggressive and obedient

1448
01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:33,545
But I can't imagine,
you are all useless

1449
01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:35,992
If you want to lose again

1450
01:06:36,126 --> 01:06:37,320
and to be teased,

1451
01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:38,587
just take rest,

1452
01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:40,356
to fight for your
democracy again

1453
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:47,329
OK, we are free now

1454
01:06:57,181 --> 01:06:58,443
Teacher

1455
01:07:00,084 --> 01:07:00,675
What's the matter?

1456
01:07:00,818 --> 01:07:02,718
Since you have just been

1457
01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:04,112
so angry

1458
01:07:04,221 --> 01:07:05,449
I don't want to bother you

1459
01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:06,619
Isn't it yours?

1460
01:07:06,723 --> 01:07:08,486
If yes, please keep it

1461
01:07:11,428 --> 01:07:13,055
What's this?
I have never seen it

1462
01:07:13,197 --> 01:07:14,824
A good student
should not be greedy

1463
01:07:15,099 --> 01:07:16,031
I am going to send it
to the court

1464
01:07:16,166 --> 01:07:17,155
Isn't it yours? No?
So, return it to me

1465
01:07:19,203 --> 01:07:21,433
Don't play with such thing,
it's illegal

1466
01:07:26,443 --> 01:07:27,740
What are you thinking?

1467
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:31,173
Long hair represents
strong desire for sex

1468
01:07:31,281 --> 01:07:33,112
Thick tongue, bad breath...

1469
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,274
What did you say?

1470
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:35,476
No

1471
01:07:35,586 --> 01:07:37,247
I mean, from the appearance,

1472
01:07:37,387 --> 01:07:38,479
can you tell a man
who knows martial arts or not?

1473
01:07:38,589 --> 01:07:40,216
I can tell from
Jet Li's appearance

1474
01:07:40,424 --> 01:07:41,516
How about Mr Lee?

1475
01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:45,324
Teacher, Liu Sin Hoi
and Lun Man Chui is fighting

1476
01:07:49,233 --> 01:07:51,565
Stop fighting

1477
01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:53,067
Why do you fight?

1478
01:07:53,170 --> 01:07:53,693
He said I have had bad breath

1479
01:07:53,804 --> 01:07:54,600
He said my nose stank

1480
01:08:01,645 --> 01:08:02,737
They want to test me

1481
01:08:09,453 --> 01:08:10,511
How dare you beat the teacher?

1482
01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:15,080
I wanna beat you...

1483
01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:22,523
Kidding?
How dare you!

1484
01:08:22,633 --> 01:08:23,657
Look, you hurt him like this

1485
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:24,858
That's your fault

1486
01:08:25,135 --> 01:08:25,692
You are in deep shit

1487
01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:26,700
What?
You told me to beat him

1488
01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:27,633
But I didn't ask you
to beat so heavily!

1489
01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:28,669
It's you who make the idea

1490
01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:29,796
You love fighting

1491
01:08:30,107 --> 01:08:31,199
You were really
enjoying fighting

1492
01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:32,707
Your eyeballs are almost out

1493
01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:33,605
I told you not to beat his head

1494
01:08:33,744 --> 01:08:34,802
I told you not to kick him

1495
01:08:35,112 --> 01:08:35,635
So, have you beaten his head?

1496
01:08:35,779 --> 01:08:36,370
Have you kicked him?

1497
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:37,242
Yes

1498
01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:37,904
So, fix him

1499
01:08:38,182 --> 01:08:38,773
None of my business

1500
01:08:38,916 --> 01:08:39,883
None of my business too

1501
01:08:40,150 --> 01:08:41,811
None of my business

1502
01:08:45,122 --> 01:08:46,453
Whom have I offended?

1503
01:08:57,534 --> 01:08:59,126
Get lost, haven't you
had enough?

1504
01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:06,741
Tell me

1505
01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:08,743
You always said
you are the greatest

1506
01:09:08,845 --> 01:09:11,177
Now, you fight against each other
before the competition

1507
01:09:11,315 --> 01:09:12,646
Mr Lee is supposed

1508
01:09:12,749 --> 01:09:14,614
to train you, now

1509
01:09:14,885 --> 01:09:18,218
He is in deep shit

1510
01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:19,448
He fainted!

1511
01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:22,557
You always claim
you will win

1512
01:09:22,693 --> 01:09:24,217
Now, you just defeated
your teacher

1513
01:09:24,328 --> 01:09:25,761
If you lose in the competition again,
you will be punished

1514
01:09:25,862 --> 01:09:28,228
Headmaster, we have much time
to prepare for the competition

1515
01:09:28,332 --> 01:09:29,594
We may not lose

1516
01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:31,634
Good, if they cooperate
with each other,

1517
01:09:31,735 --> 01:09:32,895
they will win

1518
01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:35,171
Nosy, you'd better shut up

1519
01:09:35,305 --> 01:09:36,602
You are not a boy

1520
01:09:36,707 --> 01:09:38,470
Something is missing
in your body

1521
01:09:38,609 --> 01:09:40,406
Otherwise, you can go
for the competition

1522
01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:41,936
Sit down

1523
01:09:43,714 --> 01:09:44,942
I don't want to
take care of you

1524
01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:47,172
It doesn't hurt

1525
01:09:47,484 --> 01:09:49,816
Are you happy?

1526
01:09:51,888 --> 01:09:53,947
They should be blamed

1527
01:09:54,224 --> 01:09:55,657
Disgusting

1528
01:10:16,013 --> 01:10:17,344
Headmaster

1529
01:10:17,447 --> 01:10:18,004
Such bastards

1530
01:10:18,282 --> 01:10:19,214
Stop!

1531
01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:20,782
We are going to set off,
why not change your clothes?

1532
01:10:22,753 --> 01:10:25,415
Are you scared
about the competition?

1533
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:25,987
Sure

1534
01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:27,223
Go to hell

1535
01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:29,414
Good morning Good morning

1536
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:31,891
It's late!

1537
01:10:32,029 --> 01:10:33,587
Why not dress up
for the competition?

1538
01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:36,597
Wait, ask the bastards
to come out too

1539
01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:37,765
Let's go

1540
01:10:39,803 --> 01:10:41,361
Who is the Headmaster here?

1541
01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:45,936
What's the matter?

1542
01:10:47,344 --> 01:10:48,834
I am the Headmaster

1543
01:10:49,246 --> 01:10:50,543
Ask Lee Man Lung to see me

1544
01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:51,978
Who is he?

1545
01:10:52,382 --> 01:10:54,646
I know he is here,
ask him to come out

1546
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:55,775
Behave yourself,

1547
01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:56,715
or, I would beat you

1548
01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:58,715
Dad

1549
01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:01,724
Headmaster, what's happened?

1550
01:11:02,459 --> 01:11:04,256
The mad dog!
He is messing up here

1551
01:11:04,394 --> 01:11:05,292
Stand aside

1552
01:11:05,429 --> 01:11:07,056
Give way

1553
01:11:08,065 --> 01:11:11,296
Ask Lee Man Lung to see me,

1554
01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:12,663
otherwise,
you will be in deep shit

1555
01:11:12,803 --> 01:11:13,770
I don't care who you are

1556
01:11:13,904 --> 01:11:15,872
Just leave the girls away

1557
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:17,532
How dare you!

1558
01:11:23,814 --> 01:11:24,838
Are you alright?

1559
01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:25,778
Are you alright?
Try once

1560
01:11:25,916 --> 01:11:26,541
Let me massage you

1561
01:11:26,650 --> 01:11:27,514
Damn you

1562
01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:33,414
Good

1563
01:12:16,867 --> 01:12:17,697
Don't be proud

1564
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:19,495
Bravo...

1565
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:42,356
Get lost

1566
01:12:52,402 --> 01:12:53,130
Let me help you

1567
01:12:53,570 --> 01:12:54,502
Ask Mr Lee to leave

1568
01:13:02,579 --> 01:13:03,477
Your Excellency

1569
01:13:03,580 --> 01:13:06,071
Don't treat them
in such rude way

1570
01:13:06,383 --> 01:13:07,907
Long time no see

1571
01:13:09,453 --> 01:13:10,852
I know you are great,

1572
01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:12,454
you are pretending

1573
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,519
I am ordered,

1574
01:13:14,658 --> 01:13:16,853
to invite you to Man Lee Heung's
Restaurant for a meeting

1575
01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:23,733
Since you come by order,

1576
01:13:23,867 --> 01:13:25,061
I should go

1577
01:13:25,202 --> 01:13:26,169
Teacher, you...

1578
01:13:26,470 --> 01:13:28,870
Don't worry, I am fine

1579
01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:30,632
You should try your best
to win the competition

1580
01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:33,732
I will celebrate with you
when I'm back

1581
01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:38,771
Sorry, Headmaster

1582
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:41,778
Don't you think it's enough?

1583
01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:48,690
Hey, get changed,
quickly, we are leaving

1584
01:13:53,129 --> 01:13:54,187
Where are you going?

1585
01:13:54,698 --> 01:13:55,687
You know that

1586
01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:58,560
We have a deal,
we will co-operate, right?

1587
01:14:17,854 --> 01:14:19,185
Mr Lee, this way please

1588
01:14:29,199 --> 01:14:30,962
Your Excellency,
here comes Mr Lee

1589
01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:37,062
Long time no see,
how are you?

1590
01:14:37,707 --> 01:14:38,765
You don't just want to know

1591
01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:40,775
such thing, do you?

1592
01:14:40,877 --> 01:14:42,242
You are so straight forward,
I appreciate it

1593
01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:45,714
Eunuch Ngai, you know him very well,
don't you?

1594
01:14:46,016 --> 01:14:48,109
Why do you go against him
for that dog?

1595
01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:50,983
Since we are good friends,

1596
01:14:51,521 --> 01:14:52,647
just hand him to me,

1597
01:14:53,023 --> 01:14:55,753
I can forgive you

1598
01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:58,789
We are working for different masters,
anyway, thank you

1599
01:14:58,895 --> 01:15:00,692
If you want me
to hand you Prince Eight,

1600
01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:02,593
that's impossible

1601
01:15:03,233 --> 01:15:05,724
Well, do you want
to go against me?

1602
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:08,030
No other choice

1603
01:15:08,171 --> 01:15:09,138
So, I am pleased to
have fun with you

1604
01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:10,136
How dare you

1605
01:15:40,537 --> 01:15:41,731
Headmaster

1606
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:43,862
We can't get Lun and Liu

1607
01:15:44,174 --> 01:15:47,541
If we win again,
we will have 20 flags

1608
01:15:48,745 --> 01:15:50,713
Headmaster,
we can't find them

1609
01:15:51,014 --> 01:15:52,572
Where the hell
have they gone?

1610
01:15:53,550 --> 01:15:56,576
Headmaster, we meet again

1611
01:15:57,253 --> 01:15:59,221
I have heard that your students
are well trained,

1612
01:15:59,356 --> 01:16:00,288
so as to defeat us

1613
01:16:00,557 --> 01:16:01,114
Sure...

1614
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:05,024
Yeah, we are always the winner,
it's meaningless

1615
01:16:05,128 --> 01:16:06,755
We don't even
have a competitor

1616
01:16:08,632 --> 01:16:11,362
Did you eat shit?
Your mouth stinks

1617
01:16:17,707 --> 01:16:19,038
Where have they gone?

1618
01:16:19,142 --> 01:16:20,109
Headmaster

1619
01:16:20,243 --> 01:16:21,642
We are going to start,
what'll we do?

1620
01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:23,837
Just ask someone
to join the competition

1621
01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:27,207
Ching Ching

1622
01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:29,284
Look, they have
brought the maid

1623
01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:31,053
How poor are their students!

1624
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:35,247
The first race is quiz

1625
01:16:35,392 --> 01:16:39,328
Who answers correctly,
who can gain one mark

1626
01:16:39,596 --> 01:16:43,999
Who answers wrongly,
who will have one mark deducted

1627
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,067
Understand

1628
01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:46,065
Ready

1629
01:16:46,202 --> 01:16:47,032
Ready

1630
01:16:47,137 --> 01:16:48,695
Please tell 2 idioms

1631
01:16:49,039 --> 01:16:52,873
started by "To"

1632
01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:54,969
Ming College

1633
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,079
"To call a spade a spade",

1634
01:16:57,180 --> 01:16:58,977
"To cross the Rubicon"

1635
01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:00,878
Right, one mark

1636
01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:06,755
What man

1637
01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:09,891
was Confucius...

1638
01:17:10,894 --> 01:17:11,417
Ming

1639
01:17:11,728 --> 01:17:12,251
He was a famous teacher

1640
01:17:12,362 --> 01:17:14,330
Wrong, Oriental College please

1641
01:17:14,431 --> 01:17:15,159
He was an old man

1642
01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:16,094
Right

1643
01:17:17,767 --> 01:17:19,132
Kidding

1644
01:17:19,269 --> 01:17:21,066
I am an old man,
but I am not Confucius,

1645
01:17:21,271 --> 01:17:22,135
isn't it alright?

1646
01:17:22,272 --> 01:17:23,261
Don't you disagree
with the answer?

1647
01:17:23,406 --> 01:17:25,203
It's quiz again

1648
01:17:25,308 --> 01:17:27,435
2 cockroaches were on the wall,

1649
01:17:27,744 --> 01:17:30,144
they were couples,
one was dropped

1650
01:17:30,246 --> 01:17:32,908
The male wasn't beaten,
but he fell on the ground later

1651
01:17:33,016 --> 01:17:34,278
Why?

1652
01:17:35,051 --> 01:17:36,279
Ming College

1653
01:17:36,386 --> 01:17:37,410
Because they loved each other,

1654
01:17:37,721 --> 01:17:40,087
the male wanted to
save the female

1655
01:17:40,190 --> 01:17:41,088
Wrong

1656
01:17:41,357 --> 01:17:42,153
Earthquake

1657
01:17:42,292 --> 01:17:43,884
Wrong

1658
01:17:44,961 --> 01:17:45,791
Oriental

1659
01:17:45,929 --> 01:17:47,988
Because the male clapped his hand
after seeing the fall of the female

1660
01:17:48,131 --> 01:17:49,996
So he lost his balance, and fell

1661
01:17:50,133 --> 01:17:51,293
Right, one mark

1662
01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:54,469
Kidding

1663
01:17:54,771 --> 01:17:55,465
It's too ridiculous

1664
01:17:55,772 --> 01:17:57,103
History test

1665
01:17:57,207 --> 01:17:59,869
Kublai Khan led 100,000 soldiers

1666
01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:01,772
to attack

1667
01:18:01,878 --> 01:18:03,869
He shouted,

1668
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:05,447
"Rush, attack, go"

1669
01:18:05,749 --> 01:18:08,274
But no one responded
to his order

1670
01:18:08,384 --> 01:18:11,717
Why? Oriental

1671
01:18:11,855 --> 01:18:13,982
Because the soldiers were scared

1672
01:18:14,124 --> 01:18:16,217
Wrong, Ming College

1673
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:17,417
Can you make it?

1674
01:18:17,694 --> 01:18:18,285
Who knows what he is talking

1675
01:18:18,394 --> 01:18:20,055
Right

1676
01:18:20,497 --> 01:18:23,022
Because he spoke in English

1677
01:18:23,133 --> 01:18:26,102
The Mongolian soldiers
can't understand his words

1678
01:19:39,342 --> 01:19:43,802
Maths quiz. Now,
the result is nine to nine

1679
01:19:43,913 --> 01:19:45,039
Who answers correctly,

1680
01:19:45,181 --> 01:19:46,978
who will be the winner
of this section

1681
01:19:47,217 --> 01:19:50,015
Tell me the result of 1 plus 1

1682
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,381
It won't be that easy
Be careful

1683
01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:57,081
Ming College

1684
01:19:57,227 --> 01:19:58,285
Can you make it?

1685
01:19:58,428 --> 01:19:59,554
That's two

1686
01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:01,057
Not that easy

1687
01:20:01,164 --> 01:20:02,358
One mark will be deducted

1688
01:20:02,966 --> 01:20:03,591
What'll we do?

1689
01:20:03,867 --> 01:20:04,925
Let's see how they answer

1690
01:20:05,068 --> 01:20:06,831
Headmaster, isn't it 2?

1691
01:20:06,970 --> 01:20:08,597
You idiot

1692
01:20:08,905 --> 01:20:10,600
It won't be that simple

1693
01:20:10,874 --> 01:20:13,240
Ming College, answer now

1694
01:20:13,343 --> 01:20:16,141
I will count to three, if you can't
answer, I'll deduct your marks

1695
01:20:16,446 --> 01:20:17,845
Hurry up

1696
01:20:18,047 --> 01:20:18,979
Two

1697
01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:21,476
One plus one equals to...

1698
01:20:21,618 --> 01:20:22,585
Two

1699
01:20:28,591 --> 01:20:30,354
Right

1700
01:20:30,493 --> 01:20:33,326
That's so simple

1701
01:20:35,632 --> 01:20:38,396
Now, Ming College
wins this section

1702
01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:40,059
The world changed

1703
01:20:43,273 --> 01:20:44,865
Why can't you answer
this simple question?

1704
01:20:44,974 --> 01:20:47,135
I said two, two!

1705
01:20:47,243 --> 01:20:49,575
How dare you

1706
01:20:49,846 --> 01:20:51,404
trick me?

1707
01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:54,642
Mister, please accept my present

1708
01:20:54,951 --> 01:20:58,478
Look, the banana is pretty

1709
01:20:58,855 --> 01:20:59,651
Why don't you do
this earlier?

1710
01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:00,854
Thank you

1711
01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:02,082
Watch mine

1712
01:21:03,293 --> 01:21:06,490
Now, here comes
the tug of war

1713
01:21:09,966 --> 01:21:10,933
Get ready

1714
01:21:11,901 --> 01:21:13,027
1, 2, 3, start!

1715
01:21:16,039 --> 01:21:18,507
Hurry up...

1716
01:21:35,491 --> 01:21:38,085
This section is won by
the Oriental College

1717
01:21:38,227 --> 01:21:39,159
Shit

1718
01:21:39,262 --> 01:21:40,593
Why did you beat me?
That's none of my business

1719
01:21:40,897 --> 01:21:41,591
I don't know

1720
01:22:22,205 --> 01:22:23,229
We are on the same side

1721
01:22:35,551 --> 01:22:36,609
Watch out

1722
01:24:29,165 --> 01:24:32,157
If you are wise,
hand me Prince Eight

1723
01:24:32,268 --> 01:24:33,360
I will let you go then

1724
01:24:33,503 --> 01:24:34,470
He is ugly

1725
01:24:34,570 --> 01:24:35,400
His mouth stinks

1726
01:24:35,538 --> 01:24:36,596
His eyes are pretty

1727
01:24:38,508 --> 01:24:40,408
I swear

1728
01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:42,568
If you can leave here alive

1729
01:24:42,712 --> 01:24:44,475
I will leave into seclusion

1730
01:25:12,909 --> 01:25:13,841
Teacher

1731
01:25:47,276 --> 01:25:48,436
Go to hell

1732
01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:51,372
So hard

1733
01:26:00,790 --> 01:26:02,758
Baldy, come on

1734
01:26:04,293 --> 01:26:05,260
It's too hard

1735
01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:36,618
Asshole

1736
01:26:42,632 --> 01:26:45,294
Go to hell, go to hell

1737
01:26:53,276 --> 01:26:54,937
See which is harder,
your head or my rod?

1738
01:27:09,825 --> 01:27:10,723
Hold it

1739
01:27:21,937 --> 01:27:22,596
Are you alright?

1740
01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:23,534
Fine

1741
01:27:23,873 --> 01:27:24,840
Thank you for saving me

1742
01:27:25,741 --> 01:27:27,709
We should come
and help you

1743
01:27:27,810 --> 01:27:29,038
By the way,
you can't defeat him

1744
01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:42,557
"Dragon's Palms"

1745
01:27:42,658 --> 01:27:43,818
"Tiger and Crane Stance"

1746
01:27:44,727 --> 01:27:45,819
"Swaying Rod"

1747
01:27:45,928 --> 01:27:47,589
"Pointed Stance"

1748
01:27:48,264 --> 01:27:49,356
"Buddha's Palm"

1749
01:27:50,933 --> 01:27:51,729
"Holy Buddha's Stance"

1750
01:27:51,834 --> 01:27:53,768
"Flying Angel"

1751
01:27:55,071 --> 01:27:55,867
Don't go

1752
01:27:56,539 --> 01:27:56,971
Why?

1753
01:27:57,273 --> 01:27:57,762
Let him go

1754
01:27:57,907 --> 01:27:58,498
Why?

1755
01:27:58,607 --> 01:27:59,505
He is beaten to be idiot

1756
01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:00,802
How do you know he is real or not?

1757
01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:01,807
Anyway,

1758
01:28:01,944 --> 01:28:02,968
he was defeated by you

1759
01:28:03,279 --> 01:28:04,075
he has no face to show up
in the world of martial arts too

1760
01:28:04,380 --> 01:28:05,347
You are right

1761
01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:07,081
Here you are,
how about the competition?

1762
01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:08,674
Competition?
How about you?

1763
01:28:08,784 --> 01:28:09,580
What'll we do?

1764
01:28:09,719 --> 01:28:10,947
Forget about me,
go and join the competition

1765
01:28:11,087 --> 01:28:12,748
Alright

1766
01:28:15,925 --> 01:28:18,985
The last race is a relay

1767
01:28:19,428 --> 01:28:22,864
Now, the result is nine to nine

1768
01:28:22,998 --> 01:28:24,659
Who wins this relay,

1769
01:28:24,867 --> 01:28:28,598
who will be the winner
of this competition

1770
01:28:28,738 --> 01:28:30,968
It's no big deal

1771
01:28:31,107 --> 01:28:34,599
The instrument used in this relay
is not this simple one

1772
01:28:35,444 --> 01:28:37,071
But two

1773
01:28:42,852 --> 01:28:43,682
Kidding?

1774
01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:45,810
So big is it!

1775
01:28:48,858 --> 01:28:49,620
Protest

1776
01:28:49,759 --> 01:28:53,820
Invalid, let's start the race

1777
01:29:04,707 --> 01:29:06,800
Hurry up...

1778
01:29:13,816 --> 01:29:14,578
We can't make it

1779
01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:15,615
Hurry up then

1780
01:29:17,887 --> 01:29:19,787
Hold it

1781
01:29:26,362 --> 01:29:26,987
This is the last one,

1782
01:29:27,096 --> 01:29:29,530
win the race, come on

1783
01:29:29,665 --> 01:29:31,690
Go

1784
01:29:31,867 --> 01:29:33,357
Big one, hurry up

1785
01:29:37,807 --> 01:29:39,672
It's lucky of not being
pressed to death

1786
01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:43,644
Hurry up

1787
01:29:47,049 --> 01:29:48,607
They are back

1788
01:29:52,555 --> 01:29:53,715
Hurry up

1789
01:29:55,391 --> 01:29:59,589
Hold it, you are late

1790
01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:02,060
You can't catch up with me

1791
01:30:04,867 --> 01:30:05,697
See you

1792
01:30:05,835 --> 01:30:08,030
Big head, are you dancing?

1793
01:30:08,170 --> 01:30:09,467
Let's dance together

1794
01:30:16,078 --> 01:30:17,409
See you

1795
01:30:17,546 --> 01:30:19,810
Hey, hurry up
You've almost made it

1796
01:30:19,915 --> 01:30:21,405
Hurry up

1797
01:30:21,550 --> 01:30:23,415
Rush! Hurry up

1798
01:30:29,892 --> 01:30:30,756
Hurry up

1799
01:30:30,793 --> 01:30:32,090
Can you make it?

1800
01:30:37,933 --> 01:30:38,797
Why is it so noisy?

1801
01:30:39,134 --> 01:30:39,759
Watch it

1802
01:30:39,902 --> 01:30:40,834
Wait a minute

1803
01:30:50,613 --> 01:30:54,549
Rush

1804
01:30:54,683 --> 01:30:56,583
Cheer up

1805
01:30:59,021 --> 01:31:00,955
Move

1806
01:31:01,056 --> 01:31:03,581
I am coming

1807
01:31:03,993 --> 01:31:05,824
Hurry

1808
01:31:16,872 --> 01:31:19,102
We have made it

1809
01:31:26,849 --> 01:31:27,816
Bingo

1810
01:31:27,950 --> 01:31:29,747
We won, I won it
I won it again

1811
01:31:29,852 --> 01:31:30,876
I won it

1812
01:31:30,986 --> 01:31:32,146
You...

1813
01:31:33,856 --> 01:31:34,880
This is the starting point

1814
01:31:38,494 --> 01:31:40,826
Great

1815
01:31:41,163 --> 01:31:42,596
You made me mad!

1816
01:31:42,698 --> 01:31:47,158
The 21st Joint School Competition,
Ming's College is the champion

1817
01:31:47,770 --> 01:31:48,896
Uncle, we won

1818
01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:50,699
I know it

1819
01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:53,873
Bravo!

1820
01:31:59,915 --> 01:32:01,576
You bastard, you lose my face

1821
01:32:01,684 --> 01:32:04,050
How can I face others?
You drove me mad

1822
01:32:07,323 --> 01:32:07,948
Bravo

1823
01:32:08,057 --> 01:32:10,048
Ching Ching, asked the kid
to bring me the flag

1824
01:32:12,027 --> 01:32:14,723
Mom, I haven't got the
championship for 20 years

1825
01:32:14,964 --> 01:32:16,761
Now, I get the flag again,
I have to thank God

1826
01:32:17,866 --> 01:32:21,029
Stop playing, stop playing

1827
01:32:21,537 --> 01:32:23,596
Stop messing up

1828
01:32:23,872 --> 01:32:26,898
Headmaster asked you
to take the flag here

1829
01:32:27,343 --> 01:32:28,071
OK

1830
01:32:31,714 --> 01:32:34,012
Here comes the Scholar...

1831
01:32:34,149 --> 01:32:36,982
3 years later, Lun Man Chui

1832
01:32:37,086 --> 01:32:39,714
became the first
Scholar from Canton